tehjai:

crezelle:

….i really didnt wanna comment, cause i HATE rocking boats. But, i just have a confusion moment here.
its common knowledge that its stupid, closed minded, and overal really bad to try and “straighten”out a gay/bi person, but, it is ok to joke about doing the opposite to a straight?
sorry. i’m having a bitchy day. everyones allowed one, right? i’ll shut up now -.-;

I agree with you; the way to counter the assertion that there’s something “wrong” with being queer is not to assert that there’s something “wrong” with being straight.
BUT THEN AGAIN I’M AN INVISIBLE BISEXUAL SO MY OPINION IS LIKELY INVALID

Yeah I never found any real amusement in this joke either and I get uncomfortable and cringe if I see someone practising this mindset.
Part of a guilty pleasure is watching a program called Come Dine With Me. A bunch of strangers hold dinner parties for each other over the week and secretly score each other to hopefully win £1000 at the end of the week.
A few days ago I was watching it and one of the dudes was obviously gay. Two other men were there, one a typical bloke and the other a fashionable hairdresser (he came off as pretty comfortable but straight.)
Point being, the hairdresser let the gay guy touch his hair because he had fabulous hair. The typical bloke noted how hairless the hairdresser otherwise was and showed the carpet of grey curls covering his chest.
This led to the gay guy walking over and rubbing his hand over the typical bloke’s chest - UNDER HIS SHIRT. I was sitting there tense just waiting for a punch to be thrown.
He later confessed in private to the camera that he did not like that at all and if it happened again there would be an incident.
The gay guy also said in private to the camera with a smug look that he thought the bloke “secretly” enjoyed the touch of another man.
No. No he doesn’t. He’s firmly straight, you went and touched him without his express consent and had the nerve to insist he liked it when he clearly didn’t. STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD.

crezelle:

….i really didnt wanna comment, cause i HATE rocking boats. But, i just have a confusion moment here.

its common knowledge that its stupid, closed minded, and overal really bad to try and “straighten”out a gay/bi person, but, it is ok to joke about doing the opposite to a straight?

sorry. i’m having a bitchy day. everyones allowed one, right? i’ll shut up now -.-;

I agree with you; the way to counter the assertion that there’s something “wrong” with being queer is not to assert that there’s something “wrong” with being straight.

BUT THEN AGAIN I’M AN INVISIBLE BISEXUAL SO MY OPINION IS LIKELY INVALID

Yeah I never found any real amusement in this joke either and I get uncomfortable and cringe if I see someone practising this mindset.

Part of a guilty pleasure is watching a program called Come Dine With Me. A bunch of strangers hold dinner parties for each other over the week and secretly score each other to hopefully win £1000 at the end of the week.

A few days ago I was watching it and one of the dudes was obviously gay. Two other men were there, one a typical bloke and the other a fashionable hairdresser (he came off as pretty comfortable but straight.)

Point being, the hairdresser let the gay guy touch his hair because he had fabulous hair. The typical bloke noted how hairless the hairdresser otherwise was and showed the carpet of grey curls covering his chest.

This led to the gay guy walking over and rubbing his hand over the typical bloke’s chest - UNDER HIS SHIRT. I was sitting there tense just waiting for a punch to be thrown.

He later confessed in private to the camera that he did not like that at all and if it happened again there would be an incident.

The gay guy also said in private to the camera with a smug look that he thought the bloke “secretly” enjoyed the touch of another man.

No. No he doesn’t. He’s firmly straight, you went and touched him without his express consent and had the nerve to insist he liked it when he clearly didn’t. STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD.

Fox News on Asexuality.

starfaise:

saucefactory:

chameleons:

Yeah, it’s just as bad as you might imagine.

MY REACTION:

MY FAVORITE ASEXUAL (WELL, I THINK HE’S ASEXUAL) CHARACTER’S REACTION:

I just. I don’t even. No.

Why is Fox News still around…

So I have these conversations with Crimm...

Crimm:

You should be able to hand out cease and desist letters to people who are bad at writing... I can't even call that a sex scene.
Me:

Unless you're talking to people who are into macrophilia. "Macrophilia refers to a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants. Usually fantasies can either include the macrophile shrinking before a normal sized man or woman, or the macrophile keeping his or her normal height while their partner grows to often incredible heights."
Crimm:

What the fuck. Why. And how. And what.
Me:

Yeah. I don't know either. Humans are fucking weird.
Crimm:

How do you even end up-- like, do you see a giant statue and just like you're just like "yeah I'd like to tap that."
Me:

There's an entirely different thing for attraction to statues. Macrophilia is specifically giant people. "Agalmatophilia is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object."
Crimm:

Of course there is. -.- How do you know all this anyway?
Me:

I used to watch these weird late night documentaries that came up every now and then about human sexuality.
Crimm:

What on earth has to go wrong inside someone's head to make them attracted to statues? or giant people?
Me:

Dendrophilia literally means "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.
Crimm:

Wait, who the fuck is running around humping trees?
Me:

Hahaha. I find it curious but I generally don't care so long as no one's getting hurt. (without consent anyway) I just find it interesting. "Emetophilia is a paraphilia in which an individual is sexually aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit[1]. Also referred to as a Vomit Fetish. Emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner."
Crimm:

WHAT
Me:

LOL I just found your worst nightmare, "Formicophilia, a form of zoophilia, is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants.This paraphilia often involves the application of insects to the genitals, but other areas of the body may also be the focus. The desired effect may be a tickling or stinging sensation, or the infliction of psychological distress on another person."
Crimm:

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononononononononono.
Me:

XD
Me:

Dafuq "Human furniture (or forniphilia) is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture. The term was originally coined by Jeff Gord."
Crimm:

"Oh this is Steve, he's my coffee table." Who volunteers for this shit, that just sounds scary.
Me:

Submissive people who are into hardcore bondage?
Crimm:

And aren't afraid of possibly suffocating?
Me:

The term Klismaphilia (sometimes spelled Klysmaphilia) refers to the receiving of sexual arousal from introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. This paraphilia often involves the use of enemas.
Crimm:

WHY. Why. People.
Me:

Mucophilia: Mucus. There wasn't a page for that.
Crimm:

My god, having a cold must be orgasmic for those people.
Me:

You'd think.

raceagainstelegance:

Just because he likes boys does not mean he’s flamboyant.

Just because she likes girls does not mean she’s butch.

Don’t stereotype.

subsequently if a guy is flamboyant it does not mean theyre gay

and if a girl acts like butch that does not mean shes a lesbian

I have this trouble when trying to explain to my mother that just because a woman has a manly gait doesn’t automatically mean she’s a lesbian. But she’s so set in this way of thinking that I just can’t get her to see otherwise :/

(Source: ihomicide)