I just got back from the shops with some Lynx shower gel. It’s for men, but they have cooler scents and it’s not fair.
I got Lynx deodorant a few years ago but my mother took it off me and gave it to my dad. That made me feel about the size of a flea’s pubic lice.
So I spent a good ten minutes or so wandering back and forth before I worked up the nerve to just walk over and grab it.
I probably won’t tell her, but if I do this time I’ll actually say something in my defence instead of going quiet and sulking away to my room.
AND NOW TO SMELL OF “BRAZILLIAN HOT MUD AND RED DRAGONFRUIT EXTRACT.” YEAH.