Does anyone else have a mother who refers to people’s genitals by any other word beside vagina or penis? Because mine does and it’s frustratingly cringe worthy for me.

Vagina? Pie.

Penis? Doodaa. 

The mind fuckery my brain dives into when she uses ‘doodaa’ to refer to something else she can’t remember the name of, whatever it may be, IN THE SAME DAMN CONVERSATION.

I’d rather she just use the blunt medical terms.

Can’t have pie around without my brain instantly jumping to vaginas and then the two get mixed together and it’s just gross…