So I have these conversations with Crimm...
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Crimm:
You should be able to hand out cease and desist letters to people who are bad at writing... I can't even call that a sex scene.
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Me:
Unless you're talking to people who are into macrophilia. "Macrophilia refers to a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants. Usually fantasies can either include the macrophile shrinking before a normal sized man or woman, or the macrophile keeping his or her normal height while their partner grows to often incredible heights."
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Crimm:
What the fuck. Why. And how. And what.
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Me:
Yeah. I don't know either. Humans are fucking weird.
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Crimm:
How do you even end up-- like, do you see a giant statue and just like you're just like "yeah I'd like to tap that."
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Me:
There's an entirely different thing for attraction to statues. Macrophilia is specifically giant people. "Agalmatophilia is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object."
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Crimm:
Of course there is. -.- How do you know all this anyway?
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Me:
I used to watch these weird late night documentaries that came up every now and then about human sexuality.
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Crimm:
What on earth has to go wrong inside someone's head to make them attracted to statues? or giant people?
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Me:
Dendrophilia literally means "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.
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Crimm:
Wait, who the fuck is running around humping trees?
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Me:
Hahaha. I find it curious but I generally don't care so long as no one's getting hurt. (without consent anyway) I just find it interesting. "Emetophilia is a paraphilia in which an individual is sexually aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit[1]. Also referred to as a Vomit Fetish. Emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner."
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Crimm:
WHAT
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Me:
LOL I just found your worst nightmare, "Formicophilia, a form of zoophilia, is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants.This paraphilia often involves the application of insects to the genitals, but other areas of the body may also be the focus. The desired effect may be a tickling or stinging sensation, or the infliction of psychological distress on another person."
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Crimm:
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononononononononono.
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Me:
XD
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Me:
Dafuq "Human furniture (or forniphilia) is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture. The term was originally coined by Jeff Gord."
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Crimm:
"Oh this is Steve, he's my coffee table." Who volunteers for this shit, that just sounds scary.
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Me:
Submissive people who are into hardcore bondage?
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Crimm:
And aren't afraid of possibly suffocating?
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Me:
The term Klismaphilia (sometimes spelled Klysmaphilia) refers to the receiving of sexual arousal from introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. This paraphilia often involves the use of enemas.
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Crimm:
WHY. Why. People.
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Me:
Mucophilia: Mucus. There wasn't a page for that.
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Crimm:
My god, having a cold must be orgasmic for those people.
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Me:
You'd think.
