Being a Black Woman in England
msalexismarie: Disclaimer: This is not poetic, beautiful, proofread, meant to be in a magazine or book. These thoughts are as raw as the wounds I am left with. When I made the decision to study abroad in Manchester, England I thought I knew what I was getting into. If you have been following me for some time you’re probably aware that one of the main reasons I chose to study here was in order...
So I have these conversations with Crimm...
Crimm: You should be able to hand out cease and desist letters to people who are bad at writing... I can't even call that a sex scene.
Me: Unless you're talking to people who are into macrophilia. "Macrophilia refers to a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants. Usually fantasies can either include the macrophile shrinking before a normal sized man or woman, or the macrophile keeping his or her normal height while their partner grows to often incredible heights."
Crimm: What the fuck. Why. And how. And what.
Me: Yeah. I don't know either. Humans are fucking weird.
Crimm: How do you even end up-- like, do you see a giant statue and just like you're just like "yeah I'd like to tap that."
Me: There's an entirely different thing for attraction to statues. Macrophilia is specifically giant people. "Agalmatophilia is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object."
Crimm: Of course there is. -.- How do you know all this anyway?
Me: I used to watch these weird late night documentaries that came up every now and then about human sexuality.
Crimm: What on earth has to go wrong inside someone's head to make them attracted to statues? or giant people?
Me: Dendrophilia literally means "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.
Crimm: Wait, who the fuck is running around humping trees?
Me: Hahaha. I find it curious but I generally don't care so long as no one's getting hurt. (without consent anyway) I just find it interesting. "Emetophilia is a paraphilia in which an individual is sexually aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. Also referred to as a Vomit Fetish. Emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner."
Me: LOL I just found your worst nightmare, "Formicophilia, a form of zoophilia, is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants.This paraphilia often involves the application of insects to the genitals, but other areas of the body may also be the focus. The desired effect may be a tickling or stinging sensation, or the infliction of psychological distress on another person."
Crimm: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononononononononono.
Me: Dafuq "Human furniture (or forniphilia) is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture. The term was originally coined by Jeff Gord."
Crimm: "Oh this is Steve, he's my coffee table." Who volunteers for this shit, that just sounds scary.
Me: Submissive people who are into hardcore bondage?
Crimm: And aren't afraid of possibly suffocating?
Me: The term Klismaphilia (sometimes spelled Klysmaphilia) refers to the receiving of sexual arousal from introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. This paraphilia often involves the use of enemas.
Crimm: WHY. Why. People.
Me: Mucophilia: Mucus. There wasn't a page for that.
Crimm: My god, having a cold must be orgasmic for those people.
Me: You'd think.
gearseffect replied to your photoset: The better shots of Ash and her emotional range… Question, do a good share of your RPG characters have the name Ash? lol, no actually. The female trooper in TOR is voiced by Jennifer Hale so she sounds like Commander Shepard, couldn’t name her anything else so the Star Wars Ashira was born. Managed to make her different enough to be her own...
TOR Drabble: Trooper - Homelands Stranger
“Here,” Ash muttered, handing over a few thick, pale roots to Elara and putting some of her own away in a belt pouch. “Sir?” Elara raised a brow, looking them over. Ash looked away distracted, her attention on the dusty cliffs around the outpost. “They’ll hydrate you better, return sugars too.” She looked back at Elara, her features tense, “if you...
TOR Drabble: Trooper Origin - Part 2
How many cycles had passed since she came to this place? Whatever the weaklings told her she could not understand their tongue and found no desire to, restraining the urge to reach for her staff each time they approached her. She usually found a spot above the settlement to perch, overlooking the flatlands from one of the surrounding rocky outcrops. It was quiet with only the wind to keep her...
#Occupyboredom: Why boys don't read girls... →
shannonhale: When I do book signings, most of my line is made up of young girls with their mothers, teen girls alone, and mother friend groups. But there’s usually at least one boy with a stack of my books. This boy is anywhere from 8-19, he’s carrying a worn stack of the Books of Bayern,…
TOR Drabble: Trooper - Don't Be a Baby
“Ah!” Ash clenched her teeth, trying to restrain herself from automatically flinching. As long as she didn’t move she wouldn’t distract and annoy the woman trying to remove a piece of shrapnel from her leg. However the instinctive reaction to pain was to move away from the source and Ash was finding it difficult not to swat away Elara’s hands in favour of just limping...
crimmson replied to your photoset: The terrible results of tonight’s adventures. oh good you did notice Corso halfway in the floor, I thought that was just me ALSO YOU ARE THE WORST crimmson replied to your photo: “Tell me Lieutenant, what do you think of Sergeant… SHE THINKS DORNE IS SUPER HOT, IS THE CORRECT ANSWER. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU SPEAK OF DEAR MADAM.
Anonymous asked: Your trooper's backstory greatly interests the hivemind. Tell us more. Please, we believe is the saying.
Watching ME3 Plot Analysis on Youtube
I’m enjoying the plot getting picked apart, it’s nearly 3am and I’m fairly chilled… SUDDENLY CUTS TO SAMARA SHOOTING HERSELF WITH NO WARNING WHAT SO EVER.
Writer Problems (TM)
I made the early mistake of using too many ellipses when writing. I have since drastically matured and improved my writing. But I have certain family members and the occasional acquaintance that for some reason use a ton of ellipses when they talk to me. Outwardly I’m just totally cool and friendly as usual. But my inner writer is all:
gearseffect replied to your post: By looking at your creepy looking Shepard with… I reread that comment about a dozen times trying to figure out how Samara not having eyebrows fits into it. I was puzzled by that. I gave up and just read your whole post. After I got to the end HAHAHAHAHA, I know right? Just…so puzzling. ohtheseas replied to your post: By looking at your creepy...
By looking at your creepy looking Shepard with bushy eyebrows, samara doesn’t have eyebrows - One of many comments regarding my femshep I’d understand the creepy if this video was displaying this version of my Shepard: But it’s not, it’s this version of her: And what does her looking creepy or having weird eyebrows have to do with Samara not having eyebrows?...
widdlez: chazittarius: I might have already reblogged this but I’m put this on my blog again anyways because it’s beautiful and heart breaking.
This is why I don't watch the news
“A slice of bread has an amount of salt equal to a bag of crisps.” I express my reaction with the magic of 60’s Spiderman
ohtheseas replied to your photo: So uh…this happened when I put in a console… … well. he sure looks… like he’s been expecting you? oh gosh Oh no, I should’ve made that clear. That’s my character, he was on horseback and he just…looked like that when the loading screen went away. No horse. Just floating like that. And nothing else around me.
theawesomebirdie: crowxfeather1: ...